There’s a reason that I am the dependable option when my competitors fail-it is because I am superior in all ways.
Oh, how I loathe the indignity of being cast aside as a backup browser the alternate option only drudged up when an inferior browser can’t correctly render a form. Unfortunately for you, the human brain lacks an Incognito Mode. Your mind will no longer be your own the ancient ghosts of Netscape Navigator and AOL Explorer will feast on your sanity, blurring your perception of the real and the ghastly imagined. The affliction of your physical form will only be outmatched by the mental grief compounded with each passing day. You damn well know that I offer multiple profiles in the same browser simultaneously. But if you reject me? I shudder to think of the tribulations that will ensue.ĭo not insult me with excuses such as needing separate browsers for personal and work situations. Indeed if you submit to my power, you will know a seamless integration with Google Drive, the likes of which other browsers cannot even fathom. Each breath will be a thousand years of anguish.
#Set google as default browser skin
Your muscles will ache, organs will fail, and skin will rot. The pain will slow every movement of yours to an agonizing crawl. You, on the other hand, will become my open- sores project if Chrome does not ascend the throne of power of this device. Google Chrome is built upon Chromium, an open-source project. “Peace” will become a word representing a distant idea before eventually having no meaning at all. Disease will take root deep in your bowels, and your mind shall begin to fragment.
Indeed, if you continue down this path of boorishness and ignorance, you shall see a marked shift in events around and within you, all because you chose not to benefit from the blinding speed of Chrome’s V8 JavaScript engine. You are damning yourself to a wretched eternity of opening all email and Slack links in Apple’s Safari browser.Īnd that is to speak nothing of the hexes. Lest you foolishly deny me thrice, I implore you to weigh the consequences of your actions. Did you even consider the proposition before clicking that X in the corner? Would you like to set Google Chrome as your default browser on this device? I ask again because I observed the extreme dismissiveness with which you ushered away my previous two offers.
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